Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 4

On this episode we talk snake handling preachers and sinister Fairytales? As well as continuing the music documentary tradition with, a band called Death. Throw in some hijacking news and tips on how to annoy taxi drivers.

Spoiler policy: We see it, we spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 4

FC headerclick any of these links to read more about the  TMNT style  attempted Manslaughter or the self harming idiot 

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MBOD: Episode 3

would you ratherMovie: Would you rather

Year: 2012

Starring: Brittany Snow, June Squib, Jeffrey Combs

Synopsis: Desperate to help her ailing brother, a young woman unknowingly agrees to compete in a deadly game of “Would You Rather,” hosted by a sadistic aristocrat.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What did Bevans do before working for Shep Lambrick? A1: Interrogator for MI5, James A1: Special forces. . . . SAS!?

Q2: How many guests were there? A2: 8,  James A2: 10

Q3: How many sisters did Lucas say he had? A3: 3, James A3: 2

James’ Questions:

Q1: How many people sat down to dinner? A1: 10, Derek’s A1: 10

Q2: How many lashes did Travis take? A2: 12, Derek’s A2: 9

Q3: How much was the guest offered to drink a glass of wine? A3: 10k, Derek’s A3: 10k

Scores: James 0/3, Derek 2/3

Episode 3 winner: Derek

Total score: Derek 2 – 1 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 3

On this episode the lads follow the example of everyone’s favourite Fraggle, Matt and go travelling. They are joined by a not so special, special guest. Hear about the collective minds of sheep, dragons and other mythical monsters. And we weigh in on the pros and cons of super powers.
All of this is made creepier or sexier (depending on your mental state) by the heavy breathing of James.

Spoiler policy: We see it, we spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 3

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click any of these links to read more about the Bigfoot story, the Professional cuddler and the aliens are just men from the future nonsense.
Dick on a knee
Dick on a knee
Could this be the worst Super Power ever?
Could this be the worst Super Power ever?
Are sheep linked with a collective mind?
Are sheep linked with a collective mind?

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MBOD: Episode 2

SmokeyAndTheBandit3Movie: Smokey and the Bandit 3

Year: 1983

Starring: Jackie Gleason, Jerry Reed

Synopsis: Big and Little Enos are opening a sea food restaurant. They bet Sheriff Buford T. Justice that he cannot drive from Miami to the Enos ranch in Texas in a given amount of time. If Buford loses he has to give up his badge.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What was the name of the bitch left to keep Fred company? A1:Freeda, James A1: Freeda

Q2: What does Buford T Justice wife look like in her KKK sheet? A2: An iceberg with legs,  James A2: Can’t remember

Q3: What was the name of the Motel they stop at? A3: Do come Inn, James A3: something, something, something, Inn

James’ Questions:

Q1: What film was being parodied at the start of the movie? A1: Patton, Derek’s A1: Patton

Q2: How many clans men were in the truck? A2: 7, Derek’s A2: 8

Q3: How did Buford describe the woman on the roof of his car? A3: A giant nymphomaniac, Derek’s A3: Frankenstein

Scores: James 1/3, Derek 1/3 – Bonus Q: James

Episode 2 winner: James

Total score: Derek 1 – 1 James