More than one thousand nine hundred and seventy years in the making and over thirty plus years in development, Emerald Reprobates are Derek and James, a couple of average Joe's who's years of working with the public have left them with a twisted/humorous outlook on life, death and everything in between. Venting through the seldom judging medium of podcast some of the things they only wish they could say to the idiot masses the deal with on a weekly basis.
Those ramblings are coupled with a healthy dose of current affairs, movie news/reviews, T.V talk, comic related dribble and non-sequitur topics in a weekly podcast.
Synopsis: Lucas and Clementine live peacefully in their isolated country house, but one night they wake up to strange noise… they’re not alone… and a group of hooded assailants begin to terrorize them throughout the night.
Synopsis: Chris is a once promising high school athlete whose life is turned upside down following a tragic accident. As he tries to maintain a normal life, he takes a job as a janitor at a bank, where he ultimately finds himself caught up in a planned heist.
Synopsis: A young man receives an emergency phone call on his cell phone from an older woman. The catch? The woman claims to have been kidnapped; and the kidnappers have targeted her husband and child next.
Synopsis: Six months after the rage virus was inflicted on the population of Great Britain, the US Army helps to secure a small area of London for the survivors to repopulate and start again. But not everything goes to plan.
Synopsis: When terrorists threaten nuclear catastrophe, the world’s only hope is to reactivate decommissioned Universal Soldier Luc Deveraux. Rearmed and reprogrammed, Deveraux must take on his nemesis from the original Universal Soldier and a next-generation “UniSol”.
Synopsis: A detective pushed beyond his limits will stop at nothing for vengeance. When his wife is killed by a criminal that he put away, Mason, a hard-nosed detective, deliberately gets arrested in order to get revenge. While inside, Mason discovers a new criminal enterprise that those behind it would kill to protect.
Synopsis: God has had just about enough of the human’s attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world.
Synopsis: An aged, retired Sherlock Holmes deals with early dementia as he tries to remember both his final case and a mysterious woman whose memory haunts him. He also befriends a fan, the young son of his housekeeper, who wants him to work again.
Synopsis: Chris Lloyd does NOT get along with his father Walter. Walter is too careful, cautious, and boring to Chris, and never tries anything new, and Chris had to live by the same standards when he was growing up. But when his mother is kidnapped while in Europe, to Chris’s confusion, Walter suddenly turns into a man of action. Just who is his father anyway.
Synopsis: A veteran cop, Murtaugh, is partnered with a young suicidal cop, Riggs. Both having one thing in common; hating working in pairs. Now they must learn to work with one another to stop a gang of drug smugglers.
Synopsis: A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.
Synopsis: Insurance investigator Maindrian Pace and his team lead double-lives as unstoppable car thieves. When a South American drug lord pays Pace to steal 48 cars for him, all but one, a 1973 Ford Mustang, are in the bag. As Pace prepares to rip-off the fastback, codenamed “Eleanor”, in Long Beach, he is unaware that his boss has tipped off the police after a business dispute. Detectives are waiting and pursue Pace through five cities as he desperately tries to get away.
Synopsis: After the rebels have been brutally overpowered by the Empire on their newly established base, Luke Skywalker takes advanced Jedi training with Master Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke.
Synopsis: Raymond Aibelli is a promising medical student ready to begin a prestigious summer internship. But Susan, his mother, is immobilized by a broken leg, and his father Tom, a travelling salesman, makes Raymond stay home and take care of his mother, an attractive though unhappy woman. His mother’s condition leads them to a degree of immediate physical contact which Raymond finds disturbing. He soon meets Toni, a high school girl, but his sexual impulses are increasingly confused, especially since he is still upset over losing the internship.
Synopsis: In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men’s single competition. Presently, however, they’ve found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.
Synopsis: Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates.
Synopsis: A disgraced black ops agent is dispatched to a remote CIA broadcast station to protect a code operator. Soon, they find themselves in a life-or-death struggle to stop a deadly plot before it’s too late.
Synopsis: A 707 aircraft jetliner on its way from Athens to Rome and then to New York City is hijacked by Lebanese terrorists. The terrorists demand that the pilot take them to Beirut. What the terrorists don’t realize is that an elite team of commandoes led by Major McCoy (Norris) and by Colonel Alexander (Marvin) as been called into service to eliminate all terrorists on the jetliner and who’s involved in the hijacking and try to retake the plane before the terrorists kill all the hostages.
So here it is, the first annual Oscars draft game.
We’ve made our picks and in true school yard fashion we have started our picks with the biggest and strongest first, leaving only the spotty little kid from down the road who picks her nose and eats it until last (that kid is Julianne Moore).
So for each category one of our picks wins in we get a point, most points at the end wins.
3. Still Alice
4. American Sniper
6. Inherent Vice
7. Two Days One Night
10. The Judge
1.theory of everything
3.grand Budapest hotel
10.into the wild
And the winner is……..
James 6 – 3 Derek
Best Picture: Birdman (James)
Best Director: Birdman (James)
Best Actor: Theory Of Everything (Derek)
Best Actress: Still Alice (James)
Best Supporting Actor: Whiplash (Derek)
Best Supporting Actress:Boyhood (James)
Best Original Screenplay:Birdman (James)
Best Adapted Screenplay: Imitation Game (Derek)
Best Cinematography: Birdman (James)
Synopsis: Sam Hell is a prisoner of the female faction who took over the US after nuclear war. Mutants thrive in the wasteland while humans face possible extinction due to infertility. Bomb strapped to his crotch, Hell is forced to rescue a group of fertile women from a harem ran by an evil mutant gang.
Q1: What gave Piper his high sperm count? Answer: all the fibre he ate as a kid James Answer:
Q2: What will make Pipers equipment blow? Answer: Separate her ear rings from her body, get to far away, don’t do what your told James Answer: bugger off, bugger off
Q3: What percentage does Looney get from the Uranium sales? Answer: 20% James Answer: 90%
Q1: What did Spangle inject into the first girl? Answer: Ovadoll James Answer: Rohypnol
Q2: Old Rory Calhoun mentioned a town, what was it? Answer: Eden town Derek’s Answer:
Q3: Who ran the bar in frogtown? Answer: LeeRoy Derek’s Answer: CJ
Synopsis: In Mexico, a gunslinger with a guitar case full of guns is embroiled in a war with a local drug runner.
Q1: What was the name of the bar? Answer: Terrezco James Answer: El baro
Q2: What brand of beer does Buscemi get? Answer: Piss warm Chango James Answer: El pisso warmo
Q3: What was the book store called? Answer: con libras James Answer: El book shopo
Q1, 2 & 3: What 3 ways did the guy on the phone say you identify the assassin he sent? Answer: Dark skin, throwing knives and a tattoo of a lady on his chest Derek’s Answer: Dark skin, throwing knives and a tattoo of a lady on his chest
Synopsis: When an army of Graboids – giant, carnivorous underground worms – threaten the Petromaya oil refinery in Mexico, its owners call on Earl Bassett, who once helped kill four of the creatures in Perfection
Q1: Who was in the poster on Earls wall? Answer: Miss October 1974 James Answer: October 1974
Q2: What name was on the RC truck? Answer: Thor James Answer: Pedro
Q3: What magazine cover was Earl Burt? Answer: Soldier of fortune James Answer: Time
Q1: What did Burts wife say changed him? Answer: Fall of the Soviet Union Derek’s Answer: Fall of the Soviet Union
Q2: Name the first person killed by the shriekers? Answer: Pedro Derek’s Answer: Manwell
Q3: What did Burts wife take with her when she left? Answer: HK91 Derek’s Answer: her favorite gun
Synopsis: Two bumbling store clerks inadvertently erase the footage from all of the tapes in their video rental store. In order to keep the business running, they re-shoot every film in the store with their own camera, with a budget of zero dollars.
Q1: How long after his trip did Mr.Fletcher have until the wrecking crew arrived? Answer: 6 weeks James Answer: Don’t know
Q2: Which standards did the building violate? Answer: Structural, fire and plumbing James Answer: roof?
Q3: Which anniversary of Fats was it? Answer: 60 year James Answer: 50 year
Q1: How much of a fine did they get? Answer: 3.15 billion Derek’s Answer: 3 million
Q2: What two films did the gang have to choose from? Answer: lion king and Robocop Derek’s Answer: Lion king and Robocop
Q3: Where did Fats die? Answer: Kansas Derek’s Answer: philidelphia
Welcome to our first attempt at an audio commentary companion podcast, seeing as it’s Halloween we’ve picked 2009’s ThanksKilling. A film made on a budget of $3500 and it looks and feels every cent of it!
So grab your popcorn, settle in and behold a combination like no other, ThanksKilling and the Emerald Reprobates!
Synopsis: Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.
Q1: Where did Billy meet his girlfriend? Answer: Afghanistan James Answer: Afghanistan
Q2: When they land, how far away is the crash site? Answer: 15kn North West James Answer:
Q3: What was Stallones plan after Billy was killed? Answer: Track them, Find them, Kill them James Answer: Ultra mega mass homocide
Q1: How often did the safe combination change? Answer: 120 sec Derek’s Answer: 120 sec
Q2: What was Billy’s girlfriends name? Answer: Sophia Derek’s Answer: Marie
Q3: In the open attack, what were the three 2 man teams? Answer: lee/lundgren, couture/crews, stallone/statham Derek’s Answer: lee/lundgren, couture/crews, stallone/statham
Synopsis: Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for. Brell, the new head of the World Television Network, wants Rip to wrestle for his network. Rip refuses and goes back to his normal life. Still looking for a way to raise ratings, Brell initiates a show called “The Battle of the Tough Guys”, a violent brawling competition. A mysterious man, Zeus, wins the competition. This gets Brell to use him as an angle to get at Rip.
Q1: What drinks do they order in the shit-hole bar? Answer: scotch on the rocks, Very dry martini James Answer: Don’t know
Q2: What was the name of the shit-hole bar? Answer: No count bar James Answer: 1000 Metres (I let him have this one)
Q3: Why was Zues in jail?? Answer: killed someone in the brain James Answer: Don’t know
Q1: Where was the congressman representing? Answer: Syracuse NY Derek’s Answer: Washington
Q2: Where were the 6 beacons placed on Smith? Answer: Shoe, Trousers, Pen, Pager, Phone, Watch Derek’s Answer: Shoes, Trousers, Pen, Pager, Phone, Jacket
Q3: What size was Smiths wife? Answer: 6 Derek’s Answer: 6
Derek Q1: What was Brills real name? Answer: Edward Lyle James Answer: Lane…Lyle
James Q1: Why did Jack Black think the nanny was sexy? Answer: Didn’t shave her legs Derek’s Answer: No idea
Derek Q2: What was Smiths Reg number? Answer: 6X9-730 James Answer: 6X9-730
James Q2: What was Brills cats name? Answer: Babe Derek’s Answer: Jinxy
Synopsis: Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
Q1: What did Dana love more then sex? Answer: The lord James Answer: Communion
Q2: Who had they to ask for at the brothel? Answer: Monique James Answer:
Q3: What magazine was the fat lad reading at the brothel? Answer: moosefinder James Answer: mens health
Q1: What two films did the girl see? Answer: Showgirls and blue lagoon Derek’s Answer: don’t know
Q2: What did stifler rename facebook? Answer: Sit on my facebook Derek’s Answer: Sit on my facebook
Q3: How long was detention after the fire? Answer: 2 months Derek’s Answer: 6 months