Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 113

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ilsMovie: ils

Year: 2006

Starring: Olivia Bonamy, Michaël Cohen, Adriana Mocca

Synopsis: Lucas and Clementine live peacefully in their isolated country house, but one night they wake up to strange noise… they’re not alone… and a group of hooded assailants begin to terrorize them throughout the night.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 112

On this episode we talk about threesomes, Euro fans and tales from the gym go for a walk.

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EMERALD REPROBATES PODCAST: EPISODE 112

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the lookoutMovie: The Lookout

Year: 2007

Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jeff Daniels, Matthew Goode

Synopsis: Chris is a once promising high school athlete whose life is turned upside down following a tragic accident. As he tries to maintain a normal life, he takes a job as a janitor at a bank, where he ultimately finds himself caught up in a planned heist.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 111

On this episode we talk about the apocalypse and some fighting, both UFC and Euro 2016

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EMERALD REPROBATES PODCAST: EPISODE 111

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cellularMovie: Cellular

Year: 2004

Starring: Kim Basinger, Chris Evans, Jason Statham

Synopsis: A young man receives an emergency phone call on his cell phone from an older woman. The catch? The woman claims to have been kidnapped; and the kidnappers have targeted her husband and child next.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 110

On this episode we talk about our recent holidays and an upcoming cruise.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 110

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matadorMovie: The Matador

Year: 2005

Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Hope Davis

Synopsis: A globetrotting hitman and a crestfallen businessman meet in a hotel bar in Mexico City in an encounter that draws them together in a way neither expected.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 109

On this episode we talk about food, kids on T.V and another tale from the gym.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 109

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creepshowMovie: Creepshow

Year: 1982

Starring: Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielsen, Adrienne Barbeau

Synopsis: An anthology which tells five terrifying tales based on the E.C. horror comic books of the 1950s.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 108

On this episode we talk dead drummers, dead lions and Derek sounds nearly dead.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 108

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28 weeks laterMovie: 28 weeks later

Year: 2007

Starring: Jeremy Renner, Rose Byrne, Robert Carlyle

Synopsis: Six months after the rage virus was inflicted on the population of Great Britain, the US Army helps to secure a small area of London for the survivors to repopulate and start again. But not everything goes to plan.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 107

On this episode we talk gifts, gigs, floating and lakes but not floating in lakes.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 107

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Links to shit we spoke about: Werewolf sightings in Hull, scantily clad weather girl

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universal soldier regenerationMovie: Universal Soldier: Regeneration

Year: 2009

Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Andrei Arlovski

Synopsis: When terrorists threaten nuclear catastrophe, the world’s only hope is to reactivate decommissioned Universal Soldier Luc Deveraux. Rearmed and reprogrammed, Deveraux must take on his nemesis from the original Universal Soldier and a next-generation “UniSol”.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 106

On this episode we talk about the latest offering from Marvel, Captain America: Civil War and introduce ‘The Biggar picture’

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 106

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griftersMovie: The Grifters

Year: 1990

Starring: Anjelica Huston, John Cusack, Annette Bening

Synopsis: A small-time conman has torn loyalties between his estranged mother and new girlfriend–both of whom are high-stakes grifters with their own angles to play.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 105

On this episode we talk tantrums, by kids and adults (on Facebook) and we give a lesson in barbering.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 105

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vendettaMovie: Vendetta

Year: 2015

Starring: Dean Cain, Paul Wight, Michael Eklund

Synopsis: A detective pushed beyond his limits will stop at nothing for vengeance. When his wife is killed by a criminal that he put away, Mason, a hard-nosed detective, deliberately gets arrested in order to get revenge. While inside, Mason discovers a new criminal enterprise that those behind it would kill to protect.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 104

On this episode we talk Chyna, Prince and the newest health hazard, porn.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 104

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abc of deathMovie: The ABC’s of death

Year: 2012

Starring: Ingrid Bolsø Berdal, Iván González, Kyra Zagorsky

Synopsis: A 26-chapter anthology that showcases death in all its vicious wonder and brutal beauty.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 103

On this episode talk the the transfer of Axl to ACDC and for some reason the new Point Break movie.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 103

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submarineMovie: Submarine

Year: 2010

Starring: Craig Roberts, Sally Hawkins, Paddy Considine

Synopsis: 15-year-old Oliver Tate has two objectives: To lose his virginity before his next birthday, and to extinguish the flame between his mother and an ex-lover who has resurfaced in her life.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 102

On this episode we talk about gigs, love, death and a double dose of movie doom

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 102

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Links to shit we spoke about: Pop singer dies of stupidity after being bitten by snake

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Richard Ayoade & Echo Kellum, brother from another mother

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fright nightMovie: Fright Night

Year: 2011

Starring: Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, David Tennant

Synopsis: A teenager suspects that his new neighbor is a vampire.

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Movie: Black Dynamite

Year: 2009

Starring: Arsenio Hall, Tommy Davidson, Phyllis Applegate

Synopsis: Black Dynamite is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it’s up to him to find justice.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 100

On this episode we talk about our favourite moments from the last 99 and we try skype in a special guest.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 100

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bourne suprMovie: The Bourne supremacy

Year: 2004

Starring: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Joan Allen

Synopsis: When Jason Bourne is framed for a CIA operation gone awry, he is forced to resume his former life as a trained assassin to survive.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 99

On this episode we talk our experience of voucher deals and Paul Daniels, yes that one.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 99

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the crowMovie: The Crow

Year: 1994

Starring: Brandon Lee, Michael Wincott, Rochelle Davis

Synopsis: A man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée’s murder.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 98

On this episode we talk about St.Patrick’s day, toilet etiquette and touch on some news.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 98

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air force oneMovie: Air Force One

Year: 1997

Starring: Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close

Synopsis: Hijackers seize the plane carrying the President of the United States and his family, but he – an ex-soldier – works from hiding to defeat them.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 97

On this episode we talk UFC 196 and jumping off a bandwagon.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 97

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Links to shit we spoke about: McGregor fans put out of MGM casino, The Slap video, KKK fight Metalheads in Anaheim

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ferris buellerMovie: Ferris Buellers day off

Year: 1986

Starring: Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara

Synopsis: A high school wise guy is determined to have a day off from school, despite what the principal thinks of that.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 96

On this episode we talk The Oscars, Razzies, Father Jack and ScreamVention.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 96

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Links to shit we spoke about: ScreamVention Irish horror convention, The New Theatre

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waynes worldMovie: Waynes World

Year: 1992

Starring: Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe

Synopsis: Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 95

On this episode we talk The Revenant, some crime from around the world and the Oscar goody bag.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 95

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Bring It on Again PosterMovie: Bring it on again

Year: 2004

Starring: Anne Judson-Yager, Bree Turner, Kevin Cooney

Synopsis: When new students can’t get onto their college cheerleading team, they form their own squad and prepare for a cheer off.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 94

On this episode we talk about traffic in Dublin, Deadpool, child minding and is Derek a hero?

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 94

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two of a kindMovie: Two of a kind

Year: 1983

Starring: John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Charles Durning

Synopsis: God has had just about enough of the human’s attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world.

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scorpion king 2Movie: The Scorpion king 2

Year: 2008

Starring: Michael Copon, Karen David, Simon Quarterman

Synopsis: Some dopey kid seeks revenge for his fathers death.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 90

On this episode we talk about old man balls, internet fame and warm toilet seats.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 90

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mr holmesMovie: Mr. Holmes

Year: 2015

Starring: Ian McKellen, Laura Linney, Hiroyuki Sanada

Synopsis: An aged, retired Sherlock Holmes deals with early dementia as he tries to remember both his final case and a mysterious woman whose memory haunts him. He also befriends a fan, the young son of his housekeeper, who wants him to work again.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 89

On this episode we talk David Bowie and touch on the golden globes.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 89

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van wilderMovie: Van Wilder: Party liaison

Year: 2002

Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson

Synopsis: The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he’s afraid to graduate

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 88

On this episode we talk 2015, with our year beginning review of last year and kick off the new year with some complaining and movies.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 88

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targetMovie: Target

Year: 1985

Starring: Gene Hackman, Matt Dillon, Gayle Hunnicutt

Synopsis: Chris Lloyd does NOT get along with his father Walter. Walter is too careful, cautious, and boring to Chris, and never tries anything new, and Chris had to live by the same standards when he was growing up. But when his mother is kidnapped while in Europe, to Chris’s confusion, Walter suddenly turns into a man of action. Just who is his father anyway.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 87

On this episode we talk about over taking, car sex and like everyone else, Star Wars again.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 87

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die hard 2Movie: Die Hard 2

Year: 1990

Starring: Bruce Willis, William Atherton, Bonnie Bedelia

Synopsis: John McClane attempts to avert disaster as rogue military operatives seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, D.C.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 86

On this episode we talk StarWars and Lethal Weapon

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lethal weaponMovie: Lethal Weapon

Year: 1987

Starring: Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey

Synopsis: A veteran cop, Murtaugh, is partnered with a young suicidal cop, Riggs. Both having one thing in common; hating working in pairs. Now they must learn to work with one another to stop a gang of drug smugglers.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 85

On this episode we talk UFC, Krampus, floods and the self preservation society.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 85

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Links to shit we spoke about: Joe Rogan podcast episode 725 discussing global warming Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson.

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the italian jobMovie: The Italian Job

Year: 1969

Starring: Michael Caine, Noël Coward, Benny Hill

Synopsis: Comic caper movie about a plan to steal a gold shipment from the streets of Turin by creating a traffic jam.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 84

On this episode we talk suicidal singers, Supergirl, clowns and head lice.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 84

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navy sealsMovie: Navy Seals

Year: 1990

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley

Synopsis: During a rescue mission, a Navy Seals team discover that a newly formed terrorist group have access to deadly US built Stinger missiles, and set out to locate and destroy them.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 83

On this episode we talk weekends away, tales from the gym and some advice from Tommyland.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 83

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Google search for ‘Nip Dick’

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antichristMovie: Antichrist

Year: 2009

Starring: Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Storm Acheche Sahlstrøm

Synopsis: A grieving couple retreat to their cabin in the woods, hoping to repair their broken hearts and troubled marriage. But nature takes its course and things go from bad to worse.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 82

On this episode we talk about why we are not holding out for a hero and some rugby news with the usual touch of movies

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 82

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clownhouseMovie: Clownhouse

Year: 1989

Starring: Nathan Forrest Winters, Brian McHugh, Sam Rockwell

Synopsis: Just before Halloween, three young brothers alone in a big house are menaced by three escaped mental patients who have murdered some traveling circus clowns and taken their identities.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 81

On this episode we talk prison sentences and funeral mishaps. As well as jumping on the grief bandwagon.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 81

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uglytruthMovie: The Ugly truth

Year: 2009

Starring: Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Bree Turner

Synopsis: A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 80

On this episode we talk Doug Stanhope, Lamb of god and travelling. Also we get an advanced screening of Universals The Witch during the Leeds film festival.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 80

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the omenMovie: The Omen

Year: 1976

Starring: Gregory Peck, Lee Remick, Harvey Stephens

Synopsis: Mysterious deaths surround an American ambassador. Could the child that he is raising actually be the anti-christ? The devil’s own son?

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 79

On this episode we talk Halloween and other less scary stuff.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 79

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Links to shit we spoke about: Scary garden ornaments story, Halloween decoration is real dead body

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always knowMovie: I’ll always know what you did last summer

Year: 2006

Starring: Brooke Nevin, David Paetkau, Torrey DeVitto

Synopsis: A group of teenagers in Colorado find themselves being stalked and killed one by one by a mysterious figure with a hook, exactly one year after they covered up a friend’s accidental death.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 78

On this episode we talk Back to the future 2 and other time travel related matters. If you have already listened, listen again.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 78

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bourneMovie: The Bourne identity

Year: 2002

Starring: Franka Potente, Matt Damon, Chris Cooper

Synopsis: A man is picked up by a fishing boat, bullet-riddled and suffering from amnesia, before racing to elude assassins and regain his memory.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 77

On this episode we talk saving Matt Damon and trips to Paris along with some news and movies.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 77

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iron giantMovie: The Iron Giant

Year: 1999

Starring: Eli Marienthal, Harry Connick Jr., Jennifer Aniston

Synopsis: A boy makes friend with a robot from outer space, but the army are not happy with a robot in the city.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 76

On this episode we talk speedsters, west coast walkers, vengeful sharks and an old favourite returns.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 76

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jaws 4Movie: Jaws: The Revenge

Year: 1987

Starring: Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles

Synopsis: Chief Brody’s widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 75

On this episode we discuss the dangers of a ménage a trois and how to piss James off on a bus.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 75

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gone in 60 seconds (1974)Movie: Gone in 60 seconds

Year: 1974

Starring: H.B. Halicki, Marion Busia, Jerry Daugirda

Synopsis: Insurance investigator Maindrian Pace and his team lead double-lives as unstoppable car thieves. When a South American drug lord pays Pace to steal 48 cars for him, all but one, a 1973 Ford Mustang, are in the bag. As Pace prepares to rip-off the fastback, codenamed “Eleanor”, in Long Beach, he is unaware that his boss has tipped off the police after a business dispute. Detectives are waiting and pursue Pace through five cities as he desperately tries to get away.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 74

On this episode we talk sport, large robots and birthday presents.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 74

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26 April 2015; The Dublin squad celebrate following their side's victory. Allianz Football League, Division 1, Final, Dublin v Cork. Croke Park, Dublin. Picture credit: Ramsey Cardy / SPORTSFILE

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airplane 2Movie: Airplane 2: The sequel

Year: 1982

Starring: Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Lloyd Bridges

Synopsis: A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the Sun. Can Ted Striker save the day and get the shuttle back on track–again???

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 73

On this episode we talk about gym etiquette, chicks with dicks and a couple of movies.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 73

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tough bouncer, dirty bar. ‘Nuff said (apparently)

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after.lifeMovie: After.life

Year: 2009

Starring: Christina Ricci, Liam Neeson, Justin Long

Synopsis: A young woman caught between life and death… and a funeral director who appears to have the gift of transitioning the dead, but might just be intent on burying her alive.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 72

On this episode we talk about the master of horror, being trapped in a well and the best weapon to use in a robbery.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 72

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this boys lifeMovie: This boys life

Year: 1993

Starring: Robert De Niro, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Barkin

Synopsis: The story about the relationship between a rebellious 50s teenager and his abusive father, based on the memoirs of writer and literature professor Tobias Wolff.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 71

On this episode we talk about what we do on a Sunday

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 71

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teenwolf tooMovie: Teen Wolf too

Year: 1987

Starring: Jason Bateman, Kim Darby, John Astin

Synopsis: Todd Howard is a struggling teenager. Nothing seems to be going very well for him, until he turns into a wolf.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 70

On this episode we talk stealing bodies, chasing cyclists and looking for hookers and ukuleles.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 70

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magic mikeMovie: Magic Mike

Year: 2012

Starring: Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn

Synopsis: A male stripper teaches a younger performer how to party, pick up women, and make easy money.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 69

On this episode we talk films, Fantastic 4 and Star Wars with a little Batman

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 69

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empireMovie: The Empire strikes back

Year: 1980

Starring: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher

Synopsis: After the rebels have been brutally overpowered by the Empire on their newly established base, Luke Skywalker takes advanced Jedi training with Master Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 68

On this episode we talk about the best gigs in Ireland and the best we have been to.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 68

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NLVMovie: National Lampoons Vacation

Year: 1983

Starring: Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Imogene Coca

Synopsis: The Griswold family’s cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park proves to be much more arduous than they ever anticipated.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 67

On this episode we talk new cycling laws and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 67

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spanking the monkeyMovie: Spanking the monkey

Year: 1994

Starring: Jeremy Davies, Alberta Watson, Elizabeth Newett

Synopsis: Raymond Aibelli is a promising medical student ready to begin a prestigious summer internship. But Susan, his mother, is immobilized by a broken leg, and his father Tom, a travelling salesman, makes Raymond stay home and take care of his mother, an attractive though unhappy woman. His mother’s condition leads them to a degree of immediate physical contact which Raymond finds disturbing. He soon meets Toni, a high school girl, but his sexual impulses are increasingly confused, especially since he is still upset over losing the internship.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 66

On this episode we talk ice cream, prostitutes, falling out windows and Hulk Hogan, Brother!

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 66

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avp2Movie: Alien Vs Predator requiem

Year: 2007

Starring: Reiko Aylesworth, Steven Pasquale, Shareeka Epps

Synopsis: Warring alien and predator races descend on a small town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 65

On this episode we talk atomic wedgies, royal Nazis, terminators and the Irish MMA bandwagon.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 65

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ouijaMovie: Ouija

Year: 2014

Starring: Olivia Cooke, Ana Coto, Daren Kagasoff

Synopsis: A group of friends must confront their most terrifying fears when they awaken the dark powers of an ancient spirit board.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 64

On this episode we talk UFC 189 and the McGregor bandwagon. Also exorcisms and heroes get a mention.

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 64

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facultyMovie: The Faculty

Year: 1998

Starring: Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris

Synopsis: Students suspect that their teachers are aliens after bizarre occurrences.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 63

On this episode we talk about going to see Neil Diamond, some sort of card con and some MMA. Also would we marry a stranger?

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 63

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Links to shit we spoke about: Robot fight challenge video & Fight acceptance video. Ass firework video & 4th July firework death

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22jumpMovie: 22 Jump street

Year: 2014

Starring: Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube

Synopsis: After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 62

On this episode we talk kruising with Kiss and camping with Leto. Also some sport and of course a film or two.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 62

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Links to shit we spoke about: Mars summer camp, KISS kruise

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entourage

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8mileMovie: 8 Mile

Year: 2002

Starring: Eminem, Brittany Murphy, Kim Basinger

Synopsis: TA young rapper, struggling with every aspect of his life, wants to make the most of what could be his final opportunity but his problems around gives him doubts.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 61

On this episode we talk young famous people, get all Jurassic and revisit our favourite topic, death.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 61

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Links to shit we spoke about: Rock rampage movie, Anakin skywalker arrested, Reckloose definition

rampage
Another shit movie for The Rock to fuck up
Can't podrace worth a shit!!!
Can’t podrace worth a shit!!!

jurassic-world

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night of the living deadMovie: Night of the living dead

Year: 1968

Starring: Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea, Karl Hardman

Synopsis: A group of people defend themselves from flesh eating zombies in a farmhouse.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 60

On this episode we talk some San Andreas, falling Foo Fighters, London based superheroes and death, a lot of death. Also like everyone else we discuss the ex Bruce Jenner.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 60

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Links to shit we spoke about: Bromley Bat-Man, Catching a beer like a boss

Death has been working over time!
Death has been working over time!

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four brothers movie box of doomMovie: Four brothers

Year: 2005

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, Garrett Hedlund

Synopsis: Four brothers look to avenge their mother’s death.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 59

On this episode we talk sensory deprivation tanks, football, movies watched by Derek and switching cake for kale.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 59

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Links to shit we spoke about: Security rock bottom, Slane security announcement & Harvest Moon centre on baggot street.

24 Lower Baggot Street, Dublin 2
24 Lower Baggot Street, Dublin 2

Flotation camber

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grease 2Movie: Grease 2

Year: 1982

Starring: Michelle Pfeiffer, Maxwell Caulfield, Lorna Luft

Synopsis: An English student at a 1960’s American high school has to prove himself to the leader of a girls’ gang whose members can only date greasers.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 58

On this episode we talk gigs, big (Slane) and small (Bronx). Also Family party etiquette and would we buy the Neverland ranch?

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 58

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The Bronx, Dublin, May 26th 2015
The Bronx, Dublin, May 26th 2015
An ariel view at Slane Concert with Eminem 2013 on Saturday 17th August 2013 if you squint and stare really hard you can see slane girl
An ariel view at Slane Concert with Eminem 2013 on Saturday 17th August 2013 if you squint and stare really hard you can see slane girl

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highlanderMovie: Highlander 3: The Sorcerer

Year: 1994

Starring: Christopher Lambert, Mario Van Peebles, Deborah Kara Unger

Synopsis: Deceived that he had won the Prize, Connor MacLeod awakens from a peaceful life when an entombed immortal magician comes seeking the Highlander.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 57

On this episode we talk guys in meat suits hassling people, our movie lists on IMDb and voting results.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 57

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Links to shit we spoke about: Meat suit veggie lover

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meat suited avenger

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witnessMovie: Witness

Year: 1985

Starring:  Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, Lukas Haas

Synopsis: A young Amish boy is sole witness to a murder; policeman John Book goes into hiding in Amish country to protect him until the trial.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 56

On this episode we talk some same sex marriage voting, real life SOA and our latest trip to the cinema to see max get mad.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 56

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Links to shit we spoke about: Atomic wedgie death, Nigerian hotel serves human flesh, Biker shootout

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biker shootout

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blades of gloryMovie: Blades of glory

Year: 2007

Starring:   Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler

Synopsis: In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men’s single competition. Presently, however, they’ve found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 55

On this episode we talk when is a good time to let people know a loved one has died. Also what Derek did on his holiday.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 55

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Links to shit we spoke about:

worzil gummage

Thom Mathews and Michael Dudikoff
Thom Mathews and Michael Dudikoff
Johnny Depp and Skeet Ulrich
Johnny Depp and Skeet Ulrich

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american ninjaMovie: American Ninja

Year: 1985

Starring:  Michael Dudikoff, Steve James, Judie Aronson

Synopsis: American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 54

On this episode we talk living with strangers, racism, stag parties dressing up and pretending to work. Also is I Frankenstein worth watching?

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 54

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Links to shit we spoke about: Room mate from hell, Anti racism racist

prostate finger

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i, frankMovie: I, Frankenstein

Year: 2014

Starring:  Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy, Miranda Otto

Synopsis: Frankenstein’s creature finds himself caught in an all-out, centuries old war between two immortal clans.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 53

On this episode we talk kids birthdays, too much Facebook and how big is too big? Also we have been to see The Avengers.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 53

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Links to shit we spoke about: Demanding present list for kids party, Man shot over big dick, Head transplant volunteer

letter

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Expendables 3Movie: TheExpendables 3

Year: 2014

Starring:  Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li

Synopsis: Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 52

On this episode we talk billion dollar movies and if comic book movies are the best things to happen to film or even worth going to see.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 52

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Links to shit we spoke about: IMDb profile, Rotten Tomatoes profile

fast 7

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NL vegasMovie: National Lampoons: Vegas vacation

Year: 1997

Starring: Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Randy Quaid

Synopsis: In the fourth outing for the vacation franchise, the Griswolds have to survive Vegas fever when they go to Las Vegas for a fun family vacation.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 51

On this episode we talk kid punching, car park fighting, plane restraining and a double dose of movie doom.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Don’t forget to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Google+

You can subscribe, rate and review on either iTunes or Stitcher

 

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 51

 

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How Air Canada should have dealt with the old bag
How Air Canada should have dealt with the old bag

MBOD header strippers vs werewolvesMovie: Strippers Vs. Werewolves

Year: 2012

Starring: Adele Silva, Martin Compston, Billy Murray

Synopsis: When werewolf chief Jack Ferris is accidentally killed in a strip club the girls who work there have until the next full moon before his bloodthirsty wolfpack seek murderous retribution

 

 

 

 

 

aliveMovie: Alive

Year: 1993

Starring: Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano, Josh Hamilton

Synopsis: Uruguayan rugby team stranded in the snow swept Andes are forced to use desperate measures to survive after a plane crash.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 50

On this episode we talk classy questions at a UFC press conference and Chinese sink-hronised swimmers.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 50

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ufc dublin press conference
What a dick move!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Not Rapey
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Not Rapey

head swap game

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We failed miserably at getting a watchable copy (not that any copy is truly watchable) of this fine movie.

The MBOD will be dished out in a double dose next week.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 49

On this episode we talk plane crashes and we visit with a fitness guru.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 49

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Links to shit we spoke about:

craft beers pavelka

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the rookieMovie: The Rookie

Year: 1990

Starring:  Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen, Raul Julia

Synopsis: Clint Eastwood plays a veteran detective who gets stuck with a rookie cop (Charlie Sheen) to chase down a German crook (Raul Julia.)

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 48

On this episode we talk about Derek being sick, Westworld, Road Hard and a look at the Walking Dead.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 48

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fuck a robot or a zombie

MBOD header westworldMovie: Westworld

Year: 1973

Starring: Yul Brynner, Richard Benjamin, James Brolin

Synopsis: A robot malfunction creates havoc and terror for unsuspecting vacationers at a futuristic, adult-themed amusement park.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 47

On this episode we talk being offended, meatballs, paramedics and In Bruges. Also death stalks us!!!!!

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 47

FC header Links to shit we spoke about: Empire exchange, Paramedic selfies

 

Turing approved!!!!!
Turing approved!!!!!

empire exchange

The offending staircase
The offending staircase
It was a good year!!!!!
It was a good year!!!!!

 

MBOD header in brugesMovie: In Bruges

Year: 2008

Starring: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ciarán Hinds

Synopsis: Guilt-stricken after a job gone wrong, hitman Ray and his partner await orders from their ruthless boss in Bruges, Belgium, the last place in the world Ray wants to be.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 46

On this episode we talk the days of St Patrick, women and mother’s. And how to get to Australia and the future, Simpsons style.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 46

 

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It’s Paddys not Pattys you fucking morons

 

MBOD header numbers stationMovie: The numbers station

Year: 2013

Starring: John Cusack, Malin Akerman, Liam Cunningham

Synopsis: A disgraced black ops agent is dispatched to a remote CIA broadcast station to protect a code operator. Soon, they find themselves in a life-or-death struggle to stop a deadly plot before it’s too late.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 45

On this episode we talk chemical castration, the logistics of a head swap and find out how we die.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 45

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Links to shit we spoke about: Obituary story, alleged football peado story 

bodycount ticket

nimoy

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delta forceMovie: The Delta Force

Year: 1986

Starring:  Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin, Martin Balsam

Synopsis: A 707 aircraft jetliner on its way from Athens to Rome and then to New York City is hijacked by Lebanese terrorists. The terrorists demand that the pilot take them to Beirut. What the terrorists don’t realize is that an elite team of commandoes led by Major McCoy (Norris) and by Colonel Alexander (Marvin) as been called into service to eliminate all terrorists on the jetliner and who’s involved in the hijacking and try to retake the plane before the terrorists kill all the hostages.

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 44

On this episode we talk about sexy referees. As well as all the big movie awards, The Oscars, The Razzies and The Movie Box of Doom.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 44

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Links to shit we spoke about: Afroman punches woman video,

Is that regulation gear?
Is that regulation gear?

hitcher babadook

lee marvin
#NoOJ

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air americaMovie: Air America

Year: 1990

Starring: Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Jr., Nancy Travis

Synopsis: A young pilot finds himself recruited into a covert and corrupt CIA airlift organization operating in Vietnam War Era Laos.

The Academy awards draft game 2015

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So here it is, the first annual Oscars draft game.
We’ve made our picks and in true school yard fashion we have started our picks with the biggest and strongest first, leaving only the spotty little kid from down the road who picks her nose and eats it until last (that kid is Julianne Moore).
So for each category one of our picks wins in we get a point, most points at the end wins.

James
1. Boyhood
2. Birdman
3. Still Alice
4. American Sniper
5. Wild
6. Inherent Vice
7. Two Days One Night
8. Ida
9. Unbroken
10. The Judge

Derek
1.theory of everything
2.whiplash
3.grand Budapest hotel
4.imitation game
5.selma
6.nightcrawler
7.foxcather
8.mr turner
9.gone girl
10.into the wild

And the winner is……..

James 6 – 3 Derek

Best Picture: Birdman (James)
Best Director: Birdman (James)
Best Actor: Theory Of Everything (Derek)
Best Actress: Still Alice (James)
Best Supporting Actor: Whiplash (Derek)
Best Supporting Actress:Boyhood (James)
Best Original Screenplay:Birdman (James)
Best Adapted Screenplay: Imitation Game (Derek)
Best Cinematography: Birdman (James)

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 42

On this episode we are joined once again by Darren ‘Toady’ Biggar. We get nerdy about movies, comics and movies. Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 42

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Which came first? The African or the African-American
Which came first? The African or the African-American

MBOD header hell comes to frogtownMovie: Kickboxer 5

Year: 1988

Starring: Julius LeFlore, RCB, Roddy Piper

Synopsis: Sam Hell is a prisoner of the female faction who took over the US after nuclear war. Mutants thrive in the wasteland while humans face possible extinction due to infertility. Bomb strapped to his crotch, Hell is forced to rescue a group of fertile women from a harem ran by an evil mutant gang.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What gave Piper his high sperm count?
Answer: all the fibre he ate as a kid
James Answer:

Q2: What will make Pipers equipment blow?
Answer: Separate her ear rings from her body, get to far away, don’t do what your told
James Answer: bugger off, bugger off

Q3: What percentage does Looney get from the Uranium sales?
Answer: 20%
James Answer: 90%

James’ Questions:

Q1: What did Spangle inject into the first girl?
Answer: Ovadoll
James Answer: Rohypnol

Q2: Old Rory Calhoun mentioned a town, what was it?
Answer: Eden town
Derek’s Answer:

Q3: Who ran the bar in frogtown?
Answer: LeeRoy
Derek’s Answer: CJ

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0 – 0 Derek

Episode winner: Draw 

Total score: Derek 17 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 41

On this episode we have a special guest. We talk some online dating and if north Korea were right to complain about The Interview

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 41

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The Interview

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kickboxer 5Movie: Kickboxer 5

Year: 1995

Starring: Mark Dacascos, James Ryan, Geoff Meed

Synopsis: After David Sloan is murdered, it’s up to kick-boxing champ Matt Reeves to avenge him.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What nationality was the kickboxer negaal killed?
Answer: Dutch
James Answer: French

Q2: What organisations belt did johnny hold?
Answer: American kickboxing championship
James Answer: American kickboxing federation

Q3: What nationality was Ramshambow?
Answer: French
James Answer: German

James’ Questions:

Q1: What hotel did the meeting about the meeting take place?
Answer: Midwilshire hotel
Derek’s Answer: Midwilshire hotel

Q2: Who accused Negaal of unsportsmanlike conduct?
Answer: World kickboxing council
Derek’s Answer: kickboxing consolate

Q3: What book was the bonded Irish whiskey hidden?
Answer: Hard times
Derek’s Answer: the bible

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0 – 0 Derek

Episode winner: Draw 

Total score: Derek 17 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 40

On this episode we talk clamping, feeling sorry for people and Derek sings the theme tune to Gem and reminisces about Bravestar.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 40

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Links to shit we spoke about: Gem intro, Full Bravestarr episodes

80's cartoons

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ghosts of marsMovie: Ghosts of Mars

Year: 2001

Starring:  Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, Pam Grier

Synopsis: Years in the future, a Martian police unit is sent to pick up a highly dangerous criminal at a remote mining post. Upon arrival, the cops find that the post has become a charnel house.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What was the trains name?
Answer: 74Yankee
James Answer: cube mobile

Q2: Where was Statham posted before the escort job?
Answer: Eutophia
James Answer: lock, stock

Q3: How far out was the train when they made contact with it?
Answer: 3 clicks
James Answer: 5 miles

James’ Questions:

James forgot his questions and happily forfeited the quiz this week due to the movie being pure shite

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0 – 0 Derek

Episode winner: Derek

Total score: Derek 17 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 38

On this episode there is a run in with a van driver, we talk some movies and find out if we like how the Irish celebrate an achievement?

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 38

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NedMovie: Ned Kelly

Year: 2003

Starring:  Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush

Synopsis: An innocent man becomes one of the most wanted criminals the world has ever known.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: Why does Watts not want to say she was with Ned?
Answer: She’s be disgraced and loose her children
James Answer: She’s be disgraced

Q2: How many years does Ned do for horse thieft?
Answer: 3
James Answer: 3

James’ Questions:

Q1: What sort of stew do they have?
Answer: Wombat
Derek’s Answer: Wombat

Scores:

Episode scores: James 2 – 1 Derek

Episode winner: Draw due to lack of questions from both of us!

Total score: Derek 15 – 14 James

Don’t forget people you can have your say on whether or not the Movie Box Of Doom keeps its current quiz format or becomes something we simply watch and discuss. Use #MBODquiz to weigh in!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 37

On this episode hear how we spent the eve of the new year. Find out who we think will not survive the next 52 weeks and we update the 8 Wankers Of The World list.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 37

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Links to shit we spoke about: Christopher Lee sings a metal christmas, Girl caught cheating live on T.V?,

It's not fat, it's power!
It’s not fat, it’s power!
"Fuck the pope" ~Henry 8th
“Fuck the pope” ~Henry 8th

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MBOD: Episode 36

desperadoMovie: Desperado

Year: 1995

Starring: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Joaquim de Almeida

Synopsis: In Mexico, a gunslinger with a guitar case full of guns is embroiled in a war with a local drug runner.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What was the name of the bar?
Answer: Terrezco
James Answer: El baro

Q2: What brand of beer does Buscemi get?
Answer: Piss warm Chango
James Answer: El pisso warmo

Q3: What was the book store called?
Answer: con libras
James Answer: El book shopo

James’ Questions:

Q1, 2 & 3: What 3 ways did the guy on the phone say you identify the assassin he sent?
Answer: Dark skin, throwing knives and a tattoo of a lady on his chest
Derek’s Answer: Dark skin, throwing knives and a tattoo of a lady on his chest

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0 – 1 Derek

Episode winner: Derek

Total score: Derek 15 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 36

On this episode we talk movies, movies, movies and more movies.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 36

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Links to shit we spoke about: The Jizzard of Oz

Comic porn
Comic porn

movies

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MBOD: Episode 35

mad max 2Movie: Mad Max 2

Year: 1981

Starring:  Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Michael Preston

Synopsis: In the post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland, a cynical drifter agrees to help a small, gasoline rich, community escape a band of bandits.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What name was on the oil truck?
Answer: 7 sisters oil
James Answer: petrol

Q2: What band of dog food does Max eat?
Answer: Dinki-di
James Answer: blue

Q3: What was the dogs name?
Answer: Dog
James Answer: Dog

James’ Questions:

Q1: What type of car does Max drive?
Answer: V8 Interceptor
Derek’s Answer: V8 Interseptor

Q2: What two nicknames did Toadie call Humongous?
Answer: The Warrior of the wasteland & The Ayatollah of rock and rollah
Derek’s Answer: no idea

Q3: What colour was the mohawk of the guy having sex?
Answer: Blue
Derek’s Answer: Green

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1 – 1 Derek

Episode winner: Draw

Total score: Derek 14 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 35

On this episode it’s Christmas time, there’s no need to be afraid. Unless this is the highlight of your December 25th, then you should be terrified

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 35

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Best tits ever! FACT
Best tits ever! FACT
You'll get it cheaper in the other shop....
You’ll get it cheaper in the other shop….

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MBOD: Episode 34

trading placesMovie: Trading places

Year: 1983

Starring: Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, Ralph Bellamy

Synopsis: A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: ?
Answer:
James Answer:

Q2: ?
Answer:
James Answer:

Q3: ?
Answer:
James Answer:

James’ Questions:

Q1: What price does Whitmore say to sell pork bellies at?
Answer: 76.25
Derek’s Answer: 75.25

Q2: What is the name of the Club?
Answer: Heritage club
Derek’s Answer: Hell fire

Q3: What is the name of the bank Whitmore has his cards taken in?
Answer: First National
Derek’s Answer: First National

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0 – 1 Derek

Episode winner: Derek

Total score: Derek 14 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 34

On this episode we discuss raffles, giving at Christmas and the dangers of delivering papers, or are they benefits?

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 34

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MBOD: Episode 33

tremors 2Movie: Tremors 2

Year: 1996

Starring: Fred Ward, Chris Gartin, Helen Shaver

Synopsis: When an army of Graboids – giant, carnivorous underground worms – threaten the Petromaya oil refinery in Mexico, its owners call on Earl Bassett, who once helped kill four of the creatures in Perfection

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: Who was in the poster on Earls wall?
Answer: Miss October 1974
James Answer: October 1974

Q2: What name was on the RC truck?
Answer: Thor
James Answer: Pedro

Q3: What magazine cover was Earl Burt?
Answer: Soldier of fortune
James Answer: Time

James’ Questions:

Q1: What did Burts wife say changed him?
Answer: Fall of the Soviet Union
Derek’s Answer: Fall of the Soviet Union

Q2: Name the first person killed by the shriekers?
Answer: Pedro
Derek’s Answer: Manwell

Q3: What did Burts wife take with her when she left?
Answer: HK91
Derek’s Answer: her favorite gun

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1 – 1 Derek

Episode winner: Draw

Total score: Derek 14 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 33

On this episode we talk Christmas, Peados, MMA and reminisce about getting into gigs without tickets.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 33

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Another MMA wannabe looking for a quick paycheck or real contender?
Another MMA wannabe looking for a quick paycheck or real contender?
Is this cunt for real!?!
Is this cunt for real!?!

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MBOD: Episode 32

tmrMovie: The Mummy returns

Year: 2001

Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah

Synopsis: The mummified body of Imhotep is shipped to a museum in London, where he once again wakes and begins his campaign of rage and terror.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What event did the first dream coincide with?
Answer: Egyptian new year
James Answer: Anniversary

Q2: What 3 stops does the bus make?
Answer: Don’t know
James Answer: Trafalgar Sq, Piccadilly circus & Oxford circus

James’ Questions:

Q1: Who did the scorpion king give his soul to?
Answer: Anubus
Derek’s Answer: Anubus

Q2: What was the name of the pilot?
Answer: Izzy
Derek’s Answer: Don’t know

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0, Derek 1

Episode winner: Derek

Total score: Derek 14 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 31

On this episode at least one of us watched some space films, we get attacked by dogs, see some boobs and talk about death, again

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 31

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Links to shit we spoke about:

more lies at christmas
more lies at Christmas, is anything real!?!

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MBOD: Episode 30

solarisMovie: Solaris

Year: 2002

Starring: George Clooney, Natascha McElhone, Ulrich Tukur

Synopsis: A troubled psychologist is sent to investigate the crew of an isolated research station orbiting a bizarre planet.

Due to me (Derek not getting to watch this movie, James wins by default

Scores:

Episode scores: N/A

Episode winner: James

Total score: Derek 12 – 14 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 30

On this episode we concentrate on the fairer sex, find out what we think they suck at and when it is OK to hit them. Also New Found Glory

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 30

Pop punk isn't dead, It's just older and fatter.
Pop punk isn’t dead, It’s just older and fatter.

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Links to shit we spoke about: Bitch slap heard around the world,

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MBOD: Episode 29

brazilMovie: Brazil

Year: 1985

Starring:   Jonathan Pryce, Kim Greist, Robert De Niro

Synopsis: A bureaucrat in a retro-future world tries to correct an administrative error and himself becomes an enemy of the state.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: How long was the bombing campaign?
Answer: 13 years
James Answer: 13 years

Q2: What meal numbers do they order?
Answer: 1,2,3 & 8
James Answer: 2,3,4 & 8

Q3: Whee was Sam’s apartment?
Answer: 579B Block 19, Northwestern section D, exit 1, green pastures highway, orange blossom flyover
James Answer: Don’t know

James’ Questions:

Q1: How long was the bombing campaign?
Answer: 13 years
Derek’s Answer: 13 years

Q2: What was wrong with Sam’s number 3?
Answer: Not done well enough
Derek’s Answer: Not rare enough

Q3: What was the name of the girl Sam’s mother was trying to set him up with?
Answer: Don’t know
Derek’s Answer: Shirley

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1/0, Derek 1/0

Episode winner: Draw

Total score: Derek 13-11 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 29

This episode we discuss drunk french and Irish people, the stress that is receiving attention and learn what deboobing is.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 29

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Links to shit we spoke about: NYC woman with first world problem, dopey Irish bird doing the ALS icebucket challenge

to hot for T.V?
to hot for T.V?

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MBOD: Episode 28

be kind rewindMovie: Be kind rewind

Year: 2008

Starring:    Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover

Synopsis: Two bumbling store clerks inadvertently erase the footage from all of the tapes in their video rental store. In order to keep the business running, they re-shoot every film in the store with their own camera, with a budget of zero dollars.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: How long after his trip did Mr.Fletcher have until the wrecking crew arrived?
Answer: 6 weeks
James Answer: Don’t know

Q2: Which standards did the building violate?
Answer: Structural, fire and plumbing
James Answer: roof?

Q3: Which anniversary of Fats was it?
Answer: 60 year
James Answer: 50 year

James’ Questions:

Q1: How much of a fine did they get?
Answer: 3.15 billion
Derek’s Answer: 3 million

Q2: What two films did the gang have to choose from?
Answer: lion king and Robocop
Derek’s Answer: Lion king and Robocop

Q3: Where did Fats die?
Answer: Kansas
Derek’s Answer: philidelphia

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1/0, Derek 1/0

Episode winner: Draw

Total score: Derek 12 – 13 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 28

On this episode we talk a little Halloween, a touch of news. There’s a bunch of movie talk and how we would deal with murder.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 28

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Links to shit we spoke about: Long Island beheading,

long island beheaded
Ichabod Crane?

tmnt

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MBOD: Episode 27

paycheckMovie: Paycheck

Year: 2003

Starring:    Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman

Synopsis: What seemed like a breezy idea for an engineer to net him millions of dollars, leaves him on the run for his life and piecing together why he’s being chased.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What brain temp will make you a veg?
Answer: 43 and up
James Answer: 43 and up

Q2: Where was Jennings lab?
Answer: Sub level A, Corridor 3
James Answer: Down the corridor to the left

Q3: What number was the train that nearly ran over Affleck?
Answer: 162
James Answer: 152

James’ Questions:

Q1: What time was Affleck meant to die?
Answer: 3:03
Derek’s Answer: 3:03

Q2: Where wwas Affleck to meet Uma?
Answer: Cafe Michel
Derek’s Answer: a coffee shop

Q3: How many windows did Affleck go through?
Answer: 2
Derek’s Answer: 7

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1, Derek 1

Episode winner: Draw

Total score: Derek 13-12 James

Happy Halloween

To all the Hallo-Wieners out there have a great night and watch out for razor blades in the candy, don’t baby sit, don’t say “i’ll be right back” and most important, no pre-marital sex.

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ThanksKilling companion podcast

Welcome to our first attempt at an audio commentary companion podcast, seeing as it’s Halloween we’ve picked 2009’s ThanksKilling. A film made on a budget of $3500 and it looks and feels every cent of it!

So grab your popcorn, settle in and behold a combination like no other, ThanksKilling and the Emerald Reprobates!

THANKSKILLING

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 27

This episode is scary, honest. It’s Halloween and we recount tales of fireworks and fancy dress. There’s also a body count quiz with nothing to do with Ice T

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 27

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Links to shit we spoke about: the origin of the Jack O Lantern

Reindeer games!?!
Reindeer games!?!

80's Halloween

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MBOD: Episode 26

expendables 2Movie: Expendables 2

Year: 2012

Starring:    Sylvester Stallone, Liam Hemsworth, Randy Couture

Synopsis: Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: Where did Billy meet his girlfriend?
Answer: Afghanistan
James Answer: Afghanistan

Q2: When they land, how far away is the crash site?
Answer: 15kn North West
James Answer:

Q3: What was Stallones plan after Billy was killed?
Answer: Track them, Find them, Kill them
James Answer: Ultra mega mass homocide

James’ Questions:

Q1: How often did the safe combination change?
Answer: 120 sec
Derek’s Answer: 120 sec

Q2: What was Billy’s girlfriends name?
Answer: Sophia
Derek’s Answer: Marie

Q3: In the open attack, what were the three 2 man teams?
Answer: lee/lundgren, couture/crews, stallone/statham
Derek’s Answer: lee/lundgren, couture/crews, stallone/statham

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1, Derek 2

Episode winner: Derek

Total score: Derek 13-12 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 26

On this episode we discuss the benefits of going back to school. Find out if we have joined the Ebola panic and some Bond, James Bond

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 26

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Links to shit we spoke about: Teacher threesome, miracle healing dog? and naked teacher selfie

sexy teacher

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MBOD: Episode 25

frwlMovie: From Russia with love

Year: 1963

Starring:   Sean Connery, Robert Shaw, Lotte Lenya

Synopsis: James Bond willingly falls into an assassination ploy involving a naive Russian beauty in order to retrieve a Soviet encryption device that was stolen by SPECTRE.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: How long did it take to kill fake Bond?
Answer: 1m52s
James Answer: 1m22s

Q2: Where did the chess championship take place?
Answer: Venice
James Answer: Stockholm

Q3: What was their new names on their passports?
Answer: Mr and Mrs David Summerset
James Answer: Smithers. . . summersby. . . summerton

James’ Questions:

Q1: how does bond take his coffee?
Answer: medium sweet
Derek’s Answer: medium sweet

Q2: How many sexual partners had the bond girl?
Answer: 3
Derek’s Answer: 7

Q3: What were the gypsy girls fighting over?
Answer: they both wanted the same guy
Derek’s Answer: both wanted the gypsy kings son

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0-2 Derek

Episode winner: Derek

Total score: Derek 11 -13 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 25

This week we break the emergency podcast glass and bust out our banked episode that contains our fighting escapades and what it is to have a touch of the Meg Ryan’s

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 25

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MBOD: Episode 24

eliMovie: Book of Eli

Year: 2010

Starring: Denzel Washington, Mila Kunis, Ray Stevenson

Synopsis: A post-apocalyptic tale, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind.

Due to the episode getting lost in a techno mess up you’ll have to take our word on the outcome of this weeks MBOD.

Scores:

Episode winner: James

Total score: Derek 10 – 13 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 24

On this episode we go to magaluf looking to down 24 drinks, we head to the cinema for some equalization and then there’s even more Taken but not Taken

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 24

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Links to shit we spoke about: Fly board mallorca bad barber antics

Wiping out on the flowrider in Magaluf
Wiping out on the flowrider in Magaluf
Dolphin diving like a pro on the flyboard in Magaluf
Dolphin diving like a pro on the flyboard in Magaluf

equalizer

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MBOD: Episode 23

super8Movie: Super 8

Year: 2011

Starring:  Elle Fanning, AJ Michalka, Kyle Chandler

Synopsis: During the summer of 1979, a group of friends witness a train crash and investigate subsequent unexplained events in their small town.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: How many days was the factory accident free?
Answer: 784
James Answer: 784

Q2: What was the name of the filling station?
Answer: Kelvins
James Answer: Kelvins

Q3: How many people were scared out of their minds?
Answer: 10
James Answer: 12,000

James’ Questions:

Q1, 2 & 3: Name 3 of the kids?
Answer: no idea
Derek’s Answer: Washington

Scores:

Episode scores: James 2, Derek 0

Episode winner: James

Total score: Derek 9 – 11 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 23

On this episode we play news guessing games and talk Taken but not Taken. Also hear us recount tales of being caught short.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 23

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MBOD: Episode 22

peace, love and misunderstandingMovie: Peace, love and misundersanding

Year: 2011

Starring:  Jane Fonda, Catherine Keener, Elizabeth Olsen

Synopsis: An uptight NYC lawyer takes her two teenagers to her hippie mother’s farmhouse upstate for a family vacation.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What song was she born to?
Answer: star spangled banner
James Answer: star spangled banner

Q2: What is the name of the butchers?
Answer: Fleischers grass-fed organic meats
James Answer: Woodstock meats

Q3: Who was into the granny?
Answer: Dylan
James Answer: Dylan

James’ Questions:

Q1: Name one of the songs Jude guessed?
Answer: Gypsy woman or Voodoo child
Derek’s Answer: Gypsy woman

Q2: What did the pottery heart get made into?
Answer: tear drop and bird
Derek’s Answer: a peacock

Q3: What documentary film maker did the young lad keep refering to himself as?
Answer: Werner Herzog
Derek’s Answer: Speilberg

Scores:

Episode scores: James 2, Derek 1

Episode winner: James

Total score: Derek 9 – 10 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 22

On this episode we discuss bad, bad films and the Nick Cave documentary. Find out who fought with the law and did the law win?And some sport but not really.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 22

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Links to shit we spoke about:

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Some times more is less
Some times more is less

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MBOD: Episode 21

no holds baredMovie: No Holds Barred

Year: 1989

Starring:   Hulk Hogan, Joan Severance, Kurt Fuller

Synopsis: Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for. Brell, the new head of the World Television Network, wants Rip to wrestle for his network. Rip refuses and goes back to his normal life. Still looking for a way to raise ratings, Brell initiates a show called “The Battle of the Tough Guys”, a violent brawling competition. A mysterious man, Zeus, wins the competition. This gets Brell to use him as an angle to get at Rip.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What drinks do they order in the shit-hole bar?
Answer: scotch on the rocks, Very dry martini
James Answer: Don’t know

Q2: What was the name of the shit-hole bar?
Answer: No count bar
James Answer: 1000 Metres (I let him have this one)

Q3: Why was Zues in jail??
Answer: killed someone in the brain
James Answer: Don’t know

James’ Questions:

Q1: Where was the congressman representing?
Answer: Syracuse NY
Derek’s Answer: Washington

Q2: Where were the 6 beacons placed on Smith?
Answer: Shoe, Trousers, Pen, Pager, Phone, Watch
Derek’s Answer: Shoes, Trousers, Pen, Pager, Phone, Jacket

Q3: What size was Smiths wife?
Answer: 6
Derek’s Answer: 6

Bonus round:

Derek Q1: What was Brills real name?
Answer: Edward Lyle
James Answer: Lane…Lyle

James Q1: Why did Jack Black think the nanny was sexy?
Answer: Didn’t shave her legs
Derek’s Answer: No idea

Derek Q2: What was Smiths Reg number?
Answer: 6X9-730
James Answer: 6X9-730

James Q2: What was Brills cats name?
Answer: Babe
Derek’s Answer: Jinxy

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1/0, Derek 1/0

Episode winner: James

Total score: Derek 8 – 7 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 21

On this week we talk about stand ups and radio/podcast presenter’s faces. We also learn how to deal with hell and just how rapey was Death Wish 2?

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 21

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Links to shit we spoke about: vending machine faceplant and carlin at carnegie

Episode 21 Movies
Comedians?
Episode 21 Movies
Episode 21 Movies

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MBOD: Episode 20

dw2Movie: Death wish 2

Year: 1982

Starring:    Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland, Vincent Gardenia

Synopsis: Architect Paul Kersey once again becomes a vigilante when he tries to find the five street punks who murdered his daughter and housekeeper, this time on the dark streets of Los Angeles.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What number bus does Bronson get on when he’s being followed?
Answer: 990
James Answer: 29A

Q2: What bus doe Bronson get off when he’s being followed?
Answer: 99 (continuity error)
James Answer: 29A

Q3: What is the name on the ID badge before and After?
Answer: James Crabe/Peter Carter
James Answer: Don’t know/Paul Carter

James’ Questions:

Q1: put in order from least to most expensive the building options Bronson offered his client?
Answer: Timber, concrete, glass
Derek’s Answer: Timber, glass, concrete

Q2: What was the maids name?
Answer: Rosario
Derek’s Answer: Venezuela

Q3: When jerry woke Bronson, who did she ask was he expecting?
Answer:  Raquel Welch
Derek’s Answer: Don’t know

Bonus round:

Derek Q1: What no. bus does he get on with the muggers?
Answer: 810
James Answer: 29A

James Q1: What was written on the undercover van?
Answer: Tony’s exterminators
Derek’s Answer: something flowers

Derek Q2: What profession was the doctor?
Answer: psychologist
James Answer: gynecologist

James Q2: How do you stop a bus in LA?
Answer: swing from wing mirror
Derek’s Answer: lift the skirt of a waiting commuter

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0/5, Derek 0/5

Episode winner: Draw

Total score: Derek 9 – 8 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 20

On this episode we talk about first days at school, hookers and suicide. As well as movies, featuring brick mansions and sin city.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 20

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Sin City: A dame to kill for
Sin City: A dame to kill for

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MBOD: Episode 19

American Pie Book of love
American Pie Book of love

Movie: American Pie presents Book of love

Year: 2009

Starring:   Bug Hall, Kevin M. Horton, Brandon Hardesty

Synopsis: Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What did Dana love more then sex?
Answer: The lord
James Answer: Communion

Q2: Who had they to ask for at the brothel?
Answer: Monique
James Answer:

Q3: What magazine was the fat lad reading at the brothel?
Answer: moosefinder
James Answer: mens health

James’ Questions:

Q1: What two films did the girl see?
Answer: Showgirls and blue lagoon
Derek’s Answer: don’t know

Q2: What did stifler rename facebook?
Answer: Sit on my facebook
Derek’s Answer: Sit on my facebook

Q3: How long was detention after the fire?
Answer: 2 months
Derek’s Answer: 6 months

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0/0, Derek 1/0

Episode winner: James

Total score: Derek 9 – 8 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 19

On this episode we start by conjuring up some films. Then get sporty with some football, Irish and American. And finish up with a romantic tale of stalking.

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 19

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Links to shit we spoke about: Danny Strange: super stalker

conjuring
Booo
Croke park classic
Croke park classic
Horsey Horsey Horsey
Horsey Horsey Horsey

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MBOD: Episode 18

Mise en page 1 (Page 1)Movie: The marine

Year: 2006

Starring: John Cena, Kelly Carlson, Robert Patrick

Synopsis: A group of diamond thieves on the run kidnap the wife of a recently discharged marine who goes on a chase through the South Carolinian wilderness to retrieve her.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What road did the kidnappers drive down?

Answer: I94

James Answer: Don’t know

James’ Questions:

Q1: What colour was Romes tie?

Answer: Yellow

Derek’s Answer: Grey

Q2: What magazine was the security guard reading?

Answer: Mens health

Derek’s Answer: health weekly

Q3: What was the name of the casino they knock down?

Answer: Olympus

Derek’s Answer: Don’t know

Scores:

Episode scores: James 0, Derek 0

Episode winner: James by default

Total score: Derek 8 – 8 James

Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 18

On this episode we tackle the tasteful topics of death, wife beating, abortions, junkies, gingers and nuns (Reverse, Reverse, Reverse, Reverse)

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 18

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Links to shit we spoke about: War Machine slurpee rant video, Coppercab original video

Hostage nuns
Hostage nuns
Episode 18 movies
Episode 18 movies

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MBOD: Episode 17

adventureland

Movie: Adventureland

Year: 2009

Starring:   Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Reynolds

Synopsis: In the summer of 1987, a college graduate takes a ‘nowhere’ job at his local amusement park, only to find it’s the perfect course to get him prepared for the real world.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: How do they spell flying on the flying dutchman ride?

Answer: flighing

James Answer: flying

Q2: What was the mis-spelled Graffiti?

Answer: Satin lives

James Answer: dont know

Q3: What was the name of the night club??

Answer: Razataz

James Answer: Razataz

James’ Questions:

Q1: What is the main games rule?

Answer: No freebies

Derek’s Answer: no on e wins a giant ass panda

Q2: what song is played 20 times a day?

Answer: Amadeus

Derek’s Answer: rock me amadeus

Q3: what was the name of the restaurant?

Answer: touche

Derek’s Answer: velvet touch

Bonus round:

Derek Q1: what religion does the pipe smoking guy claim to be?

Answer: existential pagan

James Answer: buddist

James Q1: how many times does it say games on the tshirt?

Answer: 5

Derek’s Answer: 4

Derek Q2: what was the name of the lounge?

Answer: stardust

James Answer: stardust

James Q2: where was Reynolds going with his band?

Answer: LA

Derek’s Answer: LA

Scores:

Episode scores: James 1/0, Derek 1/0

Episode winner: Draw

Total score: Derek 8 – 7 James