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8 Wankers Of The World

You’ve heard about it on the podcast, now here it is in all its glory. The list that keeps on giving, the 8 Wankers of the World!

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Feel free to nominate a wanker or contest someones position on the list.

 

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 6

On this episode you get a three-for about what a lot of people think should be the same topic, coffins, Fred Phelps and wankers. Is the movie box of doom just filled with the crap of the film world or does it hold a few gems?

Spoiler policy: We see it, We spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 6

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Click any of these links to read about Crazy Coffins or Chinese tiger food

It's no Russian doll but. . .
It’s no Russian doll but. . .
proof of nude zombies in modern cinema!?!
proof of nude zombies in modern cinema!?!
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purveyors of fine flying lessons

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MBOD: Episode 5

happy gilmoreMovie: Happy Gilmore

Year: 1996

Starring: Adam Sandler, Karl Weathers

Synopsis: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother’s house.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: Who his grand mother dress up as to make him feel better? A1: Gene Simmons, James A1: Gene Simmons

Q2: How many jobs did Happy have prior to his hockey try outs? A2: 4,  James A2: 5

Q3: What was the orderly’s name? A3: Hal L, James A3: Hal L

James’ Questions:

Q1: What was the name of the town his grand mother lived in? A1: Highbury, Derek’s A1: Don’t know

Q2: Who did Happy write to as a kid? A2: Broke Shiels, Derek’s A2: Gene Simmons

Q3: What was the name of the celeb Happy got paired with for the Pro-Am? A3: Bob Barker, Derek’s A3: Bob

Scores: James 2/3, Derek 1/3

Episode 5 winner: James

Total score: Derek 2 – 3 James

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Emerald Reprobates Podcast Episode 5

On this episode we discuss the Oscars, the Razzies and the Movie Box of Doom. But have we actually seen any of the films involved?
There is plenty of taxi talk, what goes on behind the back of the taxi driver and do you need money to pay the fare. Since the world seems to be full of wankers we start our mission to try to find the top eight.

Spoiler policy: We see it, we spoil it!

Emerald Reprobates Podcast: Episode 5

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Click any of these links to read about Taxi sex or the sex pics in the cloud.

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MBOD: Episode 4

the chaseMovie: The Chase

Year: 1994

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Kirsty Swanson

Synopsis: Jack Hammond is sentenced to life in prison, but manages to escape. To get away from the police he takes a girl as hostage and drives off in her car. The girl happens to be the only daughter of one of the richest men in the state. In a while the car chase is being broadcast live on every TV-channel, covering the event from helicopters, the backseat of a police car, the pavement of the highway etc.

Derek’s Questions:

Q1: What candy bar did Jack use to take the girl hostage? A1: Butterfinger, James A1: Smusher

Q2: What was the car Reg number? A2: 4NATLEE,  James A2: don’t know

Q3: What song did they sing together? A3: Macho Man, James A3: Macho Man

James’ Questions:

Q1: What was the name of the TV show show? A1: The Fuzz, Derek’s A1: Police Cops

Q2: What was Jack’s second rule? A2: No screaming, Derek’s A2: no burning the hostage taker

Q3: What two people did Officer Hobbs compare himself to? A3: Stalone and Springsteen, Derek’s A3: Nelson Mandela

Scores: James 1/3, Derek 0/3

Episode 4 winner: James

Total score: Derek 2 – 2 James